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"Okay, I just have to share this. Yesterday, for the first time in my life (*g*), I got called to the principal's office. You know why? They'd had complaints of 'indecent' materials in my locker - i.e. pornography. So I had to with him to my locker, and prove I didn't have anything 'indecent', and apparently the person who reported me thought that my big picture of Scorpy was of some guy doing s&m.... *sigh*..... The principal didn't quite get it when I tried to explain it to him. But he let me leave it up, and gave me a warning not to put up anything 'even slightly more pornographic' in my locker or I'd get suspended. *sigh* Well, there goes that idea. *g*" -Cristin
"< THUD > If you keep giving me Larraq clones I'll never get any work done. That doesn't mean I want you to stop though < g >" -Lin
"PS - I just downloaded the morning after scene of AHR and ohmigosh they so had sex!" -Liz
"Aeryn doesn't even shower without a pulse pistol?? *hits head* Argh, bad picture (okay, good picture, but we won't *talk* about that... *g*)" -Cristin
"They gave him the full monty?? LOL!!! Did they do it to pretty music? How much did he have to pay? *g*" -Cristin
"Have you ever noticed that Moya looks kind of like's D'Argo's head?" -Cristin
"The bad part of hell? Really, John, where's the good part of hell? Cuz I'd like to get my room ready there." -Natalie
"And btw, I've decided. I want Paul implanted in my brain. But instead of warning me of stuff, I want him to say nothing but "Thorough decca resume diamond project."" -Natalie
""I'm nobody's puppet!" That's great...just perfect, coming from the BLACK SHEEP OF THE MUPPET FAMILY!" -Talia
Shaye: "D'Argo's scarier mind-cleansed. He belongs on Will & Grace. Or Frasier."
Becca: "< imagines that > < giggles hysterically > < looks around for some other Muse to give these crossover ideas to >"
"Oh, there's a new level of ickiness. Sexual innuendo between John and Pilot. Did anyone else get that impression? Or has my mind been frelled by the level of double entendre we usually reach on this list?" -Shaye
"Also, she called him John, didn't she? To me, that's always shippy. I don't care when, where, or how. It's shippy, dammit." -Shaye
"I know, I know...I asked last night if someone else would write this for us. But then this morning, I was dragged out of bed early by a muse I wasn't aware I had, with a list of things I needed to put into an epilogue for "A Clockwork Nebari".
Here's what I came up with, and that muse frelling well better be pleased!
Oh...and hopefully you guys will enjoy it too. :?)" -Elflore
"I can't believe I'm advertising for guys on the shippers list." -Natalie
Natalie: "I'm kidnapping both you and Al for next year's. I mean it. Lin, too."
James: "FYI, it's not kidnapping if we go willingly (although if there's a set of
handcuf....never mind)"
"< does the I was right dance > Oh, yeah. It's good to be right. It's better than being wrong." -Shaye
"I usually say something witty here. It's 7:05 on Monday morning. Say your own damn witty thing and pretend I said it." -Natalie
"Natalie
Whose thoughts are as dirty as ever. But not at 7:30 in the morning. Give me an hour."
"This is so bad - my parents are paying over $30,000 a year to send me to school and here I am writing an e-mail to the shippers list during my calc class (I get A's, I swear)." -Liz B
"~Liz B :)
who's computer now says "What the frell was that for?" or "I am a dominar of action" or "Hi ya, honey!" whenever I do something stupid. And the great thing is that my roommates still consider me normal."
"OK, I explained this to a couple people off-list. I don't think I can really consider myself J/A anymore because I just want *someone* to get together, don't care who. Could be John and Crais and I'd probably love it . . ." -Ekiri
"You and Natalie have a truly unique mind
Sabine: "Where is the world coming to, first Iowa and then Farscape porn. What would we do if Paul had never played hunky Captain Larraq?
Meowzer: "I know. We'd be stuck with just Crichton and Velorek porn."
"I just had the most hilarious flash of a scene (please feel free to steal) where Pilot is talking to one of the crew, and just starts screaming "Yes! Yes! Yes!" When they ask him what's going on, he mumbles something about bonding and neural clusters. Sigh. This list has warped my fragile little mind." -Meowzer
Sarah: "It's the Shower Stall of Death."
Shaye: "SARAH...
Sarah: "Phfft, he's not dead. He'll recoalesce later, maybe with a little soap scum/mildew behind the ears, but he'll be back."
Natalie: "Corde's monkey is the leader of an African nation? Huh. I never would have figured."
Sarah: "When you think of how many African nations are currently embroiled in civil
wars, it seems a *lot* more plausible."
Shaye: "That's terrible and tasteless, but so damn funny I can't help myself."
"Okay, one more note. I'm overly hormonal, I'm warning you now. Dammit, I blame it on the Olympics. Too many cute guys in tight clothing bending over." -Natalie
"The City outside the window in the flashback? Cloud City. Suprised Billy Dee and a can of Colt .45 didn't go zipping by." -Al
"Uggghhh...I've been in lurkerville so long that I've lost all conversation threads! Frell. Well, no more reply. Sheesh... < walks off muttering to self about school and books and bonfires and powder kegs... ;) >" -Becca
"I don't care if she ships for chickens. As long as she stays away from chintz." -Shaye
"OH! So I was at the last day of my last job, very boring, and the only thing to do is watch the TV, which is on the Olympics. The swimmers are on, and I'm busy trying to catch glimpses of nice, thudworthy arms through the frelling digital advertising stuff the people had going on this TV. Then, though NO ONE else is around at the time (meaning no work for me) some stupid kid who's bored 'cause his parents dragged him to the home show comes in and starts chatting me up. I wanted to shout "Get out of the way and let me look at the bare-chested men!!!" in my most PMS-inflected voice, but I managed to refrain." -Shaye
Shaye: "Okay, I'm reaching here, I'll admit."
Natalie: "We will take the reach! It's good to stretch, especially it entitles shippiness."
Shaye: "So it was a good reach? I didn't pull anything?"
"And if this stuff has already been replied to by moi, tough noogies. It's going to be once again b/c for some reason it's still sitting in my inbox so that basically means I *have* to reply to it. Damn compulsions." -Kathe
"Speculation about the Interogation Chair [TUT] has been brought up relating to my warped idea about FS porn in the Comfy Chair. Lemme just say, I think the engineering logistics are much better in the Plakavoid Chair o' Love." -Kathe
"I know, but I've got a compulsive catch-up disorder." -Rachel
Shan: "I was saying that pretty loudly there... " Yes! On my B-day I want a sloe comfortable screw!!""
Shaye: "
Natalie: "Oh, that is so wrong. So very very wrong. Someone pass me the mental lysol."
Koren: "I think that would be the Psysol."
"Reminds me of the story my best friend tells about accidentally getting the treadmill going to fast and shooting off the end. Sure, the little trigger things stops it when you fall off, but it doesn't stop you from *falling off* - just from getting all the skin on your face scraped off as you're laying at the bottom of it, ala Indiana Jones and the tank (sorry, Armored Personnel Carrier) in The Last Crusade." -Sarah
"Snippets from actual conversations I've had, all put together -
"Where are you from?"
"Iowa."
"Oh, the one with all the potatoes."
"No, that's Idaho."
"Oh. So what did you say? Ohio? Iwa? Ohiowa?"" -Sarah
"Oh, I know, all I owe, I owe Iowa. I owe Iowa all I owe and I know why... You can thank Rodgers & Hammerstein that I didn't mess up Iowa. ;}" -Shaye
"I caved tonight and decided to watch an episode of Invisible Man.
Halfway into it, I got a shippy fic idea.
After I finish this message, I'm probably going to write this shippy fic idea, regardless of the fact that I'm still clueless as to most aspects of the show.
Anyone wanna sell me some Ritalin?" -Becca
"Hi, I'm Natalie's point. I'm going to go elsewhere now." -Natalie
"Hi, Natalie's point. I'm Shaye's point. I haven't visited her since 1989." -Shaye
"First off on Natalie corrupting the list:
Hon, you've actually extended your reach beyond the list. My wife was reading over my shoulder while I was reading one of your emails and I had to spend 10 minutes explaining why I shouldn't be in trouble for reading this!" -Jeff
Lin: "Okay... off to another party now
Shaye: "
"Then the usual ramblings. There's even some Farscape in it, this time." -Ralf
"Why do I always insist on drinking things while reading this list? I have got to stop that." -Meowzer
"Ooh, arms, backs, eemas... < THUD > It's not my fault Crichton's got all three!" -Meowzer
Shaye: "This is a test. This is a test of the Emergency Shipper System."
Meowzer: "Please run around your house frantically gathering the following items:
* A box of tissues
* A party hat
* A noisemaker
* A beach towel
* One of those cool whirly clacker thingys they give out at New Years
* A pillow
Once you have gathered the preceding items, place the box of tissues, party hat, noisemaker, and cool whirly clacker thingy within easy reach of your dominant hand. Use as needed. Tuck the beach towel into your collar so you will not spoil your pretty new SACC t-shirt with drool. Lastly, perform a few vocal warm-ups so you will not bust a vocal cord while screaming into the pillow so as to avoid frightening your pets/parents/significant other too badly.
Thank you."
"I know of two prowlers, one Talyn in England (although he's about to be decommissioned), and my little Saturn is named the Magenta Marauder. Its not Magenta, its plum, but "Plum Marauder" just sounds ...ewww. It has four cylinders (not a Marauder). And I didn't name it that...me and my little Drag Queen car..." -Laura
"A REGULAR!!! That little bioche is a regular?!?!?!?!?! Ohhhhhh no!!!! No! No! No! No! She needs to be killed off NOW!!!! I mean it!!! I will not stomach 22 episodes of her annoying whiny "Oh Max we're destined to be together" crud!!! I'm killing her!!!! I can kill as well as refuse to accept a death in my mind and I refuse to accept her presence!!! *runs off to write Tess Death fic*" -Jodie
"Dawson was such an ass last season!! I swear if he'd been a bigger one he'd've actually been butt cheeks!!!!!" -Jodie
"Natalie
Obsessed with underwear. I need to watch RiB now."
"Sorry, I've been reduced to lurking by the time pressures of working, student teaching, and carrying a 12 credit graduate load. Yikes! My life has been taken over by To Do Lists!" -Angie
"Underwear version:
Aeryn: No, no! I will not be a slave to your underwear!
(Ummm, can I? Please?!)" -Angie
"Need. Serious. Psychological. Help." -Meowzer
"Not EVEN gonna try quoting, no no no...
This is Shaye. This is Shaye on a Monday. Any questions?" -Shaye
Shaye: ""LET COPULATION THRIVE!""
Natalie: "Believe it or not, I just perverted America the Beatufil based on those three words: "From e'ery mountainside, let copulation thrive!""
"Natalie on Angel (hey that's not fair I wanna be on Angel *G*)" -Jodie
"Yeah, I should be reading my textbooks, but no, I'm doing replies. You guys are such a bad influence." -Angie
"Wesley's pretty good, but as I said earlier, Giles is still Numero Uno Studmuffin in my Geek Hunk Harem." -Cynthia
"ok. alright. breathe. i always get so nervous when i see that blank white screen and the blink. blink. blink. uh. anyway. i guess you can see why i'm a hardcore lurker." -bracken
"Do y'all think they have some kind of Muse Protection Agency or anything like that? Y'know, like Muse Police. 'Cause I'm seriously close to committing some major violence here, and I'm just wondering if they're gonna come after me for it." -Sarah
"Sounds like a girl I was in London with. While waiting for the ferry at Dover, we were trying to remember the Seven Natural Wonders of the World. She came up with Mt. Rushmore. Then she insisted that the White Cliffs of Dover were *not* natural. I dunno, I guess she thought someone painted them..." -Sarah
"(TNT must Perish in Flames, all praise to the SciFi Channel for giving us FS and reviving B5)" -Cynthia
"Come on! We have some of the worst minds outside the UT. {:)" -Ekiri
Shaye: "But I *will* get to it, and I *will* want more, so take this as NCOURAGEMENT for more fic. < hint, hint > Consider yourself duly encouraged. < coughJamescoughcough >"
James: "You really should have someone check that cough. You sound almost as old and decrepit as I am. ;-)"
"Buffy/Giles/Wesley stuff: Love it and all 2 of them... NO, not that way! Get your minds out of the gutter!" -Aileen
"I just love having an ISP whose motto is, "@Home. At-times-quicker-than-usual speed, and the reliability of a thirty-year-old car that hasn't had a tune up in fifteen years." I haven't been able to do anything Internet related for the past forty-eight hours, and I thought I was gonna go *CRAZY* (um...yeah. Ignoring the fact that I'm already a few chips short of a Snack Pack...)." -Becca
"I'm blaming my lurker status on the chicken in the living room and the blue ducks in the yard." -Rachel
"(Note to Sarah: Add fax machines to Evil Appliance Alliance.)" -Rachel
"
The next day both boys were ready to kill me 'cause they aren't had some extremely weird dreams. Funny, I slept fine.
"It comes and goes, depending on how long we let the OT go. Tomorrow we get ABL again, though, so I know I'll be drooling and spreading a trail of dirtiness everywhere I go..." -Natalie on the list traffic
"Okay, I'm sure everyone has seen the singing bass on television. Well, Saturday I found the singing Trout. Right next to obnoxious Hawaiian shirts. Hello massive giggling right in the middle of Dillards. People already thought I was insane muttering "Don't look at the Nautica guy. You will not be able to look away. Don't look!" and then I start going on about damn singing trout." -Kathe
"Oh, that's just too frelling perfect! Just wrong and sad and really hysterical rolled up into one psychotic little ball. =)" -Natalie
"Yeah. Everyone knows I'm in love with Ioan the Sheep." -Kathe
"I've found my new image and theme song. EuroBitch like the chick off the Express t-shirt posters and "A Girl Like You" by the Smithereens." -Kathe
"For example, I don't see Jill becoming Princess of Happy Fic in the near future. ;)" -Rachel
"(rolls eyes) How much fun can Nat have with a dead man? A lot it seems. =)" -Mark
"< cough > Popsicle sticks and duct tape. < cough >" -Moewzer
"Not dead, dammit. So change that to "How much fun can Nat have with that gorgeous man?" and I'll just smile wickedly and leave that up to all of you. =)" -Natalie
"Little Innocent Rachel corrupting the Teenage Boys of America..." -Natalie
"They just don't understand... In my lab class I talk to the animals that I have under the microscope (ex: "Okay, he's right there, now eat him. NO! Not that way! he' s getting away! are you full or something? Is that why you are not eating these yummy water fleas? Look, here he is! Now just GRAB HIM!") and people are wary to talk to me! Why?? I'm a nice person! I'm easy to talk to!" -Shan
Becca: "(And no, I am *not* writing the fic lurking in here!!!)"
Rachel: "Yes you are. You just don't know it yet. ;)"
"
"But I can no longer blame the chicken since it has now moved back outside. The blue ducks however are still my scapegoat. (Like they're able to defend themselves. They might be blue but they don't have mystical Delvian powers.)" -Rachel
""You were easy and pleasurable." Remind me to use that line. And you know I will." -Natalie
"A BUG'S LIFE
Oh, yeah. Warning: filth of the mind abounds." -Natalie
"During this time Nick decided to traumatize me. How? "Scorpy as a porn star." I sat there whimpering and rocking back and forth, murmuring "NO. Bad. Wrong. No..." and freaking out...
...until the words, "I'd like to touch John's butt" escaped my mouth. Then I was fine." -Natalie
"< shameless trolling for congratulations > Guess what? It's Oct. 2 here. It's my birthday! I'm finally 21. < /shameless trolling for congratulations >
Of course, whether or not this is a good thing has yet to be determined. I suppose I'm going to have to add the "How soon will Meowzer become an alcoholic" pool to the "How many roommates will Meowzer scare off this semester" pool already going." -Meowzer
"Gilina is pronounced Jill-ina?? For (counts) eight months I've been pronouncing it wrong? I've been pronouncing Larraq wrong too..." -Angie
"Did Gilina remind anyone else of a chipmunk?" -Angie
"chain reaction. four hours of:
"that/he/she...was/is...*so*...good/incredible/cool."
"mom. mom! did you see...?"
"wow. wow."
doesn't matter how many times i've seen them i'm still completely reduced to rambling like a 5 yr. old. *sigh*" -bracken
"the man looked good. real good. and intelligent too. my heart can't take this. *sigh* it was worth the risk of possible readdiction to PI. the obsessive taping, watching, and rewatching of *every* show. stomping around the house mumbling, growling, and ranting for two hours *afterwards*. tough love. threats. intervention. more threats. *another* intervention. but that was before. i'm better now. really." -bracken
"Hutch
back to work... back to work... back to work... oh, frell it."
"Hehe, we have a holiday here in Germany tomorrow. Day of the reunification. Although around my place it's gonna be more Day of dishes, laundry and all the other house work that should have been done for weeks by now...
"OFF TOPIC:
I just saw on TV: a little person, dressed up like an Oompa Loompa, skateboarding, to the disbelief of passers-by. Talk about surreal." -James
"And that's the news from La Casa Gillis where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average. ;)" -Rachel
"Thank you to everyone who's said Happy Birthday. No, there were no sloe comfortable screws, but one day soon I shall satisfy my craving to find out what a Suffering Bastard tastes like." -Meowzer
"As a practicing analytical chemist who hasn't managed to maim herself to date after four years of high school, four years for the BS degree, and eighteen years doing chemistry (and being the lab safety diva!) in the Silicon Valley, I'm majorly cringing at this tale of a person hell-bent on auto-Darwination (removing himself from the gene pool." -Cynthia
"I certainly hope there's not SPC-Muses thing. I'd be royally screwed considering what I've done . . ." -Ekiri
"Here, have a cookie. You make more sense than Kemper." -Sarah
"I figured it was a take off of the Raven Haired Goddess, but now I'm clued in. Watch my ignorance subside like a poofy cloud." -Natalie
on ABL:
Rachel: "Everyone, you have to watch this episode at least once with Natalie. The hormonal comments that come out of her mouth..."
Natalie: "I know I was probably really obnoxious. I couldn't help it. The hormones are stronger than I am!"
"I really should shut up now. Running my mouth while half asleep isn't a good idea..." -Dani
Sarah: "YES. Had Kemper answered with something like *this*, it would have been a Decent Answer. But he didn't. Instead, we get "he's never talked about them before because it's a huge big dark secret/skeleton in his closet or just too personal for him to have mentioned with the others until now". Uh-uh. That just doesn't fly with me."
Angie: "Exactly. _Hmmph_ Unless John turned Michael Myers (Halloween) on us and murdered his sisters with a kitchen knife, I can't see how they can be skeletoncloset-worthy. Unless, of course, they're a couple of lushes over in Chatahoochie... ;)"
"No way am I answering that right now. I'd have to watch all the eps first again and my tapes are out converting people into scapers." -Aileen
"Subject: Summarising leads to the high cost of living in this country. And Hitler is living in Argentina in a condo with Elvis and John Lennon." -Shaye
"Yesterday I slipped and fell on the sidewalk and did the splits but still managed to land on my knee. So today I'm achy and whiny. You'll just have to deal with that too. *g* I did, however, manage to avoid spilling my coffee. You can tell I live in the Northwest." -Shaye
"Thanks to all I haven't gotten to who responded to my fic. Alas, Ellie, there is no more. That's the end. Following the pattern of the series, the next two would have to be "Shout" and "Shut the Hell Up," and neither of those titles inspire Gilina or I with shippy fic." -Shaye, re: her fics "Talk" and "Don't Talk"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RALF!
and in hawaiian.... hau'oli na hanau
and in japanese... omedetoo tanjoobii
and that concludes today's language lesson....
um, no, it doesn't. we need to learn it in German too. Anyone?" -Aileen
"Hello. Welcome to the insanity. Watch out for falling THUDders." -James
"Another convert to the One True Way (TM). Kinda gets you right here, doesn't it? ;-)" -Meowzer
"You guys have so corrupted my mind. But I'm enjoying my corruption immensely." -Aileen
"Becca!! you're here!
James: "Yeah, ya gotta watch out for these Shippers ... except for me. I would *never* trick you. Right, gang? ;-)"
Mark: "(trys to keep a stright face but fails) Who's leg are you trying to pull!?:
James: "Aeryn Sun's (Can you believe I envied the Vorc?), but since she ain't here.... ;-)"
"Then we discussed a future viewing of ACN, after which we determined that my evil plan to take over the world consists of Farscape for everyone, with quizzes afterwards." -Shaye
"Sweetie, you don't wanna mention handcuffs around here unless you're prepared for some lewd responses." -Shaye
"Juan Valdez is my drug dealer." -Shaye
"and this is why I *love* this list. You just can't drink anything while reading it." -Aileen
"I listened to "Black Canoes" again last night. I *THUD* for Ms. Black's voice. (Just in case any of you missed it the FIRST few dozen times I've mentioned it.)
The rest of her is a bonus ... and *what* a bonus!" -James
"If it looks like a trout and swims like a trout ..." -James
Shaye: ";} And tonight was the one with Skinner and Jesus-Christ-Superstar Krycek. DAMN, but it's a crime to cover beautiful faces with beards. < fanning self >"
Natalie: "< coughcoughJeremiahCrichtoncough >
Sorry, tribble in my throat."
"It's snowing. Sunday & Monday, it was 80; now it's snowing.
I love Iowa." -Sarah
"So Tuesday, the vet tells me that Bindi has Coxidia. Intestinal parasite, had it since birth. That's probably why she isn't gaining weight like she should. No big deal; ten days of a pill, and she'll be fine. Actually, he says, she'll feel better. She'll have more energy.
< Sarah pauses to watch her 4-month old puppy streak down the hall at top speed, skid across the linoleum floor as she makes the sweeping turn through the kitchen, zoom back down the hall, whack into the doorway as she uses the master bedroom to turn around again, then repeat the whole process - grunting like a racehorse the entire way >
More energy. Oh, *goody*." -Sarah
"
Uh, you never heard me say that.
< scurries away into the shadows >" -Gray
"I'm just a little freaking ray of sunshine, I am I am!" -Natalie
"Twenty-five is middle-aged? ***shriek***
That girl must think I'd have one foot in the grave at 40. And that would be a major mistake, because age allows you to learn more inventive ways to kick eema." -Cynthia
"If they say age is a state of mind and that you should act you age and not your shoe size, I'll take the shoe size." -Gray
"Last week this time it was 78. Yesterday it snowed in Palatine. Wednesday it's supposed to be 70. Mother Nature's a schizophrenic bitch." -Natalie
"I don't have anything interesting to say today. But then again, it's Monday. So unless you want me to start singing The Mamas and the Papas..." -Shaye
Shaye: "< SNORT > Oh, lord, Aileen, thanks. I needed that. A lot. ;}"
Aileen: "you're welcome... and I heard that < snort > all the way across the ocean."
"Is Decca Records still around? If so, I need to work there. I'll work at Decca Records and go to Bali on my honeymoon. Damn if I'm not insane..." -Natalie
Mark: "Natalie about that DEAD PK Captain =)"
Natalie: Uh huh. Sure. Keep telling yourself that. And if you clap, you can save Tinkerbell!"
Rachel: "< SNORT > Oh Monj, that had me literally rolling on the floor. I'm just picturing you watching ABL, and when the ship goes BOOM!, clapping your hands saying, "I do believe in sexy PK captains, I do believe in sexy PK captains, I do, I Do, I DO!!""
"Damn you Farscape.
I did the unthinkable today. I bought a leather jacket. No, really. It wasn't even used. Brand freakin' new. And no, it's not a cape, it's a black three button military style kind of thing. The thought process was: Gee, this is nice. Now if it only came in medium instead of large (because the larges were huge). Well, I'll just check this rack over here... and in the back, there it was. Plus, it was on sale. Dammit. Now that I have a leather jacket, where's my Aeryn clone?" -Al
"I find it doesn't matter as long as you call 'em "dahling" (kidding! well, sort of. I only use "dahling" on people that I know aren't going to smack me really really hard.)" -Al
"Hi, my name's Gale. I'm 20 years old, and an English Lit major at UCF. In other words, I want to have a job with my name on my shirt.
"Yeah, uh-huh. Until they *get* one. Then it's going to be entire weeks of "How could you DO this to me?" I'm already prepping my "hey, I offered you the candy, you didn't HAVE to take it" reply..." -Gale, on the Hanniganites wanting Muses
"Oh my God. And Due South fans. Where were you people all my life? Better question: where the frell was I?" -Gale
"She is very attractive, but I don't think her eyes are her best trait. Now can anyone guess what I think Claudia Black's best trait is?" -James
Natalie: "Hm. Ditch the firm, head off to Maui, shack up with a supermodel... Does he get to keep the keys to the Porsche or do we let him have an old Chevy?"
Cynthia: "Nope, no Porsche, that would go against the FS canon. Really old rusted
out Chevy held together by duct tape and prayer, and John has to explain to Aeryn why human males have a need to constantly tinker with old rust buckets instead of paying proper attention to the woman he loves! Farscape 1 doesn't quite qualify as John's rust bucket."
"Newbie! < tackle > Welcome! Now don't struggle while we pin you down and strap on your straightjacket, and you'll really minimize the bruising." -Shaye
"Why is "egalitarian" a word that so few people know the definition of? Just using the damn word indicates that you place yourself in a class of...well...people who use big words. < sigh > Okay, so I'm not explaining it well, which is partly because my eyelids are trying to close of their own accord." -Shaye
"You are just as insane as the rest of us... you know, my boyfriend, as a joke, a few days ago asked me to marry him? Just a joke ok, and I answered that I would, but only if we could go to Bali for the honeymoon. I couldn't keep a straight face and started laughing. Of course he made me explain the whole story and then he starts laughing and starts making cracks about whether or not we should look for the
muses or just leave them alone drinking at the bar or sunbathing on the beach and just let the writers know which muses we found." -Aileen
"Subject: Amber#1 to Amber#2???? LOL" -Amber #1
"Who says we have no life?? Oh, right- the very fact that we're scapers probably means we have too much time on our hands." -Amalia (aka Amber #2)
Aileen: ""ho, ho, ho .... plop" - the sound of Santa Claus laughing his head off."
Shaye: "ROTFLMAO...that is SO wrong..."
Aileen: "what? why is it wrong? Oh, I see, it's not "plop" it's "bouncy, bouncy, bouncy""
"Yep. There's nothing quite like working the word "besotted" into conversation re: a tv show, and getting weird-ass looks from other students who *aren't* English majors. Damn, I love that word. Of course, you're talking to someone who was watching the season premiere of Voyager and kept yelling "You *dare* impune my honor?" every time ObligatoryKlingon opened his mouth, when I wasn't singing "Paradise By the Dashboard Light"." -Gale
"If I had the butt for 'em, I'd buy a pair, too, if for no other reason than to scare my roommates more than I already do. Plus, y'know, leather." -Gale on leather pants
"And oh yes, at least I'm not the only one buying leather because people on television wear it after being lit by professionals and made-up by professionals and dressed by professionals. Thank you all for your support. Which makes me wonder, how about a Farscape leather support group? Like, the... um, insert catchy acronym here's?" -Al
""Me in leather pants" isn't evil.
"Me in leather pants" resembles a sofa a bit too much." -James
Kathe: "The below exchange is a side effect of prolonged exposures to Lurker Land. Remember, don't drink the water. Rygel spiked it with acid."
Aileen: "Hopefully, it wasn't one of his byproducts... yipes, did I really say that? Oh god, I need help."
"I am the UberHormone, Kathe of the Mental Bombs, with Margarita firmly in hand and delusions of being Mama Crichton lodged in that special place in my brain along with the plan to get the Pope to sit on a whoopee cushion. As you can see, I'm clearly in
need of professional psychiatric help. Well, I am. Medicated in fact...so screw the mustard *and* the straight jackets! Yes, screw the straight jackets. Rachel chased me around the parking lot at Pepper's trying to beat me into one or something, and I kept trying to tell her that the medication took the place of a jacket. So I'm sure she'll still try to get me in one. To that, I mock her with my monkey pants." -Kathe
"Bond replies. Not Bondage replies. I'm not like that...yet. Give me time, I think it's inevitable." -Kathe
"I think it's time to send this puppy. Yeah, I'm swaying in my chair like I've had one too many margaritas, grinning stupidly and saying things like, "Hee. I love you Natalie. You funny. Why can't I channel Natalie? She channels me!"" -Kathe
"::beats RL with a stick:: Friday is the greatest day in all of creation. Even with Farscape being on break, Friday is a wonderful day. Especially since it means that I get to sleep in tomorrow. Amazingly enough, I have temporarily wandered out of lurker land. Nothing motives a person to post as much as being mentioned by name." -Theresa
"< insert something witty here > I don't have time to be witty, I have *so* much philosophy work to do. Aristotle's DEAD and BORING!! I don't *want* to read Nicomachean Ethics!" -Lin
"I guess I should put the full title of that list: Lines You Wont Hear on Farscape...We Hope." -Gray
"Hereıs the lowdown in case you miss anything in the episode. John Crichton is a science geek, and goes to test this theory of his in this little module called the Farscape 1. Among some in the fandom we think it looks a bit like a cowıs skull." -Kathe
"DıArgo is the big tentacle guy that looks a little like the Beast from Beauty and the Beastı. I still canıt get over that fact and find myself giggling sometimes when I spot his little braids and bows. But thatıs just me." -Kathe
"Zhaan is the blue chick with no bra." -Kathe
"Sheıs cool, but you wouldnıt want to piss her off. Second season she killed a God.
Course he looked like a Scrubbing Bubbles version of Little Caesar and she sucked up him with a glorified vacuum cleaner, but damn." -Kathe
"Weıre hard up sci-fi geeks, we gotta live vicariously through a damn tv show." -Kathe
"Oh, the White Chick is Chiana. Sheıs nifty. The story on her is that in the episode before A Human Reaction, Moya accidentally comes out of starburst and hit this other ship. Yeah, I wanna see what the insurance premiums are in the Uncharted Territories too." -Kathe
Shaye: "< Shaye points Gale in the general direction of Sarah, dubbed the Goddess of S:AaB >"
Sarah: "< Sarah bows grandly >
< Sarah hits her head on the monitor >
Ow. Damn."
"Me too, me too! But I'm only taking one class at a time and working part time, so I still don't have a life, but not the way you don't. Yeah, Sarah, that *almost* made sense." -Sarah
"We have parent-teacher conferences at the high school on Halloween night. I know! Let's put ALL the teachers' cars in the same place at the same time!! There's a freakin' wonderful idea, especially considering the huge amount of vandalism that occurred during Homecoming last week..." -Sarah
"< sneeze >
whoops, sorry, didn't mean to get that all over the computer..." -Aileen
"3 weeks? you're crying about 3 weeks? get a grip, we are dealing with a 3 MONTH drought here! Oh, dear, you would never survive in America. you are far too a delicate a tulip." -Aileen
"don't let RL get you down too much ok? the list is the one of two things that are keeping me sane right now. (the other is family btw, no naughty thoughts ok? awww who am I kidding? this is the shippers list.)" -Aileen
"Yup < g > If I meet him, and this is a small place, it's pretty much guarunteed that I will meet him, he's totally getting told about this place
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